4.08.2006

Punchlines: "185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here." And...


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Anonymous said...

and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve craniopharyngiomas here." And they say, "We don't wanna drink. But you got some aspirin?"

Susan said...

and the bartender says "Sorry- we don't serve your kind here." and the Cranio said, "It's ok. I brought migraine alcohol with me."

Baloo said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas TRIED to walk into a bar ---- couldn't fit through the door, their heads were too swollen.

Anonymous said...

and the bartender says "Sorry- we don't serve your kind here." They say "Fine. We'll leave but we'll be back and we'll have to do this all over again."

Anonymous said...

and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve craniopharyngiomas here." So the craniopharyngiomas say "Man you are really getting on our optic nerves!"

Anonymous said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a very spacious and well-appointed bar (I mean, the place is huge, just colossal, gianormous!), and Mike the bartender says, "I never thought with such a large establishment that we'd get so crowded in here! We can't add any more seating--you'll have to go."

You see, the BAR is BIG...at least relative to the other buildings on the block.

Anonymous said...

and the Craniopharyngiomas ask "Why do you want us to leave?". The bartender says "Hey, figure it out. It's not brain surgery!"

Trevor and Heather said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here. Not even one drink." And the craniopharyngiomas reply, "Don't worry. We've already had one drink. We were just looking for tumor (two more)."

susan said...

185 craniopharyngiomas walk into a military bar in Iraq. The army bartender says "Sorry- we don't serve your kind here." and the Cranios say, "That's OK, we were just looking for something to eat." The army bartender says, "how about some MREs?" They say: "Nah-- we'd rather have some MRIs."

Dritsas said...

185 carniopharfegnugemas walk into the bar, where Lisa Loeb is stripping on a stage in the corner. The bartender says, "We don't serve Cranberryfluffernuttermas here.!" The Cranioliomegamas go to leave but decide to stay, saying, "Cool, full frontal Loeb."

Anonymous said...

-I just saw a movie about craniopharyngiomas that was soooo bad!

-How bad was it?!

-How bad was what?

Anonymous said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here. the craniopharyngiomas say, "That's ok. we don't drink. ever. not thirsty. ONE BIT."

susan said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here." The craniopharyngiomas say, "No problem. We just wanted to check out the place for sentimental reasons. This is the place where Grandpa Craniopharyngioma proposed to Grandma Craniopharyngioma-- and we've got a soft spot for them."

Anonymous said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here." So the craniopharyngiomas split!

Eh? Eh?

Don said...

185 Craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar at Zoo University (you know the college for animals). Anyway, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here." And the craniopharyngiomas say "That's Ok we're just looking for the Hippo Campus."

Oh yeah, I'm taking credit for that one.

Anonymous said...

Bartender Evans says, "I'm sory, we can't serve craniopharyngiomas here."

Patron Danna (ABD) asks, "With so many of those guys in here, aren't you concerned?"

Response: "Naw, they are all no problem...bebign, you know; besides, if they do creat a ruckus, we will just cut out!"

Love ya, Poppi

Anonymous said...

Correction: from POPPI

The punch word is BENIGN!

Sorry about that.

MiMi

Allen Voivod, Features Editor said...

..and the 185 craniopharyngiomas are forced to go outside with the droids, whereupon they are eaten by a Patrol Dewback as it waits outside for its stormtrooper master to arrest whoever sliced a smuggler's arm off with a lightsaber inside the bar.

Kim B said...

and the craniopharyngiomas say "why not? what kind of a head case are you?!"

Bill C from CSz-Portland said...

#1:

185 craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve craniopharyngiomas here,"
and he sent them packing, even though he knew if he served them, he'd come out a head.


#2:

185 craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The dyslexic bartender says, "sorry, we don't SEVER craniopharyngiomas."

Hmm... technically, I guess they walked into a BRA. Hey! Extra unintended punchline.

MJC said...

185 underage craniopharyngiomas walk into a bar. The bartender says "I don't serve underage craniopahryngiomas here." The 185 underage craniopharyngiomas say "why not?" The bartender says "Because I shunt."

Anonymous said...

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, you're so big, you can't fit through the door. Try the radiation salon next door, they'll take care of you ."

Jorb said...

and the craniopharyngiomas say "If me and my brother can't have a drink, how about one for my cyst-er?"

Anonymous said...

...and you guys already seem drunk."

On the way out, one of the craniopharyngiomas sees a female patron with really nice temporal poles and says to another craniopharyngioma:

"Damn, if we keep getting cut off, we'll never get to the mammary bodies."

Eli's Cranio said...

and the bartender says, "Want another drink?" And they say, "sure but I've gotta pop another DDAVP"

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